Graham Chapman
— Arthur Harris
David Jason
— The Odd Job Man
Diana Quick
— Fiona Harris
Simon Williams
— Tony Sloane
Edward Hardwicke
— Inspector Black
Bill Paterson
— Sergeant Mull
Michael Elphick
— Raymonde
Carolyn Seymour
— Angie
Joe Melia
— Head Waiter
George Innes
— Caretaker
Stewart Harwood
— Bernard
James Bree
— Mr Kemp
Zulema Dene
— Mrs Kemp
Richard O'Brien
— Batch
Dave Atkins
— Milkman
Carl Andrews
— Taxi Driver
John Judd
— Police Driver
Nick Edmett
— PC
Toby Salaman
— Barman
Tiny Keelin
— Boston Startler
David Hatton
— Old Man
Anthony Milner
— Waiter
Mark Penfold
— Ambulanceman