David Brailsford
— Marc
Jennifer Byrne
— Fiona/The Dame
Andrew Davie
— Doorman
Rachel Gunn
— Lynsay
Finlay Harris
— Murdo
Alison Hay
— Customer
Gareth Hunter
— Johnny
Scott Kyle
— Brian
Ross Maxwell
— David Ross
Jennifer McCabe
— Chantelle
Catriona McCaig
— Ruth
Tony McGeever
— Simon
Chris Somerville
— Benny
Shona Summers
— Big Fat Toni
Rachel Wisson
— Store Clerk