Joshua M. Merced
— Gary
Elijah Maisenbacher
— Flash Panache
Juancho Siasoyco
— Referee
Logan Moltumyr
— Commentator Bob
Maverick Cassani
— Commentator Shawn
James Zuidema III
— Fan #1
Isabella Colebank
— Fan #2
Logan Baker
— Fan who Coughs, Voice of Wallet
Chris Amoroso
— Maintenance Guy
Jonathan McDaniel
— Talking Soda Can