Daniel Russo
— Daniel
Pascal Sellem
— Pascal, bartender
Gérard Depardieu
— Cheesemaker
Guillaume Canet
— Actor who refuses to film with Laurent
Karine Lyachenko
— Bartender
Pierre Cuer
Jacques André
Franck Belloeil
Marius Colucci
— Bar customer
Gotlib
— Marcel, counter pillar
Guy Lecluyse
— Bar customer
Jacques Lescot
Jean Luisi
— Jeannot, counter pillar
Henriette Noël
Medjahed Ouzlifi
Dani
— Big middle-class woman
Laurent Baffie
— Laurent
Alain Chabat
— Dog seller
Dominique Farrugia
— Producer
Michel Galabru
— Teacher
Jamel Debbouze
— Voice of Bingo, the play dough dog
Jean-Marie Bigard
— Bank Director
Chantal Ladesou
— Teller of the bank
Claude Berri
— Self / Self - Un producteur
Édouard Baer
— Actor who refuses to film with Laurent
Jean Rochefort
— Actor who refuses to film with Laurent
Guy Bedos
— Actor who refuses to film with Laurent
Pierre Richard
— Actor who refuses to film with Laurent
Jean Dujardin
— Actor who refuses to film with Laurent
Lorànt Deutsch
— Actor who refuses to film with Laurent