Nicholas Turturro
— Gianni DiCarlo
Talia Shire
— Dina
Paul Rodríguez
— Ernesto
Gary Valentine
— Maury
Nick Turturro III
— Juan
Taylor Negron
— Priest
Kathrine Narducci
— Cynthia
Michael Rapaport
— Himself
Felipe Esparza
— Fernando
Billy Gardell
— Agent Michael Levinrothsteinberg
David Proval
— Chabuyo
Paul Sloan
— INS Agent Lopez
Joy Ortega
— Ana
Arturo Gil
— Italian Dwarf
Lizza Monet Morales
— TV News Anchor
Dwight Turner
— Theophelies
Joey Diaz
— Sheriff
Robert Gallo
— Enrico
Alexis Hernandez
— Bartender (uncredited)