Anthony Michael Hall
— Ted
Sheryl Lee
— Eve
Alex Carter
— Detective Grant
Brenda Devine
— Adele
Matt Cooke
— Hugh
Damon D'Oliveira
— Doctor
Brooke Johnson
— Realtor
Carolyn Goff
— Cheryl
Marion Day
— Mavis
Chuck Byrn
— Courthouse Clerk
Philip Akin
— Judge
Fionnuala Jamison
— Hospital Receptionist
Melyssa Ade
— Monique
Roger Clown
— Deli Counterman
Lorin Raine
— Uniformed Officer #1
Jonathan McCready
— Uniformed Officer #2
Bob Church
— Luggage Clerk
Merle Matheson
— Airport Bartender
James Acheson
— Cheryl's Boyfriend
Jim Corbett
— Male Porn Star
Robyn Palmer
— Female Porn Star
Bob Land
— Hardware Clerk
Mary Fraser
— Member of the Wedding