David Lodge
— Dad
Joan Sims
— Mum
Wilfrid Brambell
— Grandad
Lynne Carol
— Grandma
Barbara Windsor
— Hiker girl
Ronnie Stevens
— Hiker
Ron Moody
— German
Graham Stark
— Gendarme
Rodney Bewes
— Loverboy
Catherine Feller
— Lover Girl
Warren Mitchell
— Maitre d'Hotel
Aubrey Woods
— Immigration Officer
Hugh Paddick
— French Commercial Traveller
Joan Sterndale-Bennett
— Madame of Hotel
Sandor Elès
— Shop Assistant
Fred Emney
— Gourmet
Thomas Gallagher
— Gardener
Barrie Gosney
— Mini Dad
Paul Grist
— Ship's Officer
Anne Kellett
— Mini Mum
Bettine Le Beau
— War Museum Attendant
Andreas Malandrinos
— Garage Owner
Brian Murphy
— Englishman at Garage
Henry Woolf
— French Taxi Driver
Tex Fuller
— Onion Seller