Nicholas Lyndhurst
— Freddie 'The Frog' Robdal
Kellie Bright
— Joan Trotter
James Buckley
— Del Trotter
Phil Daniels
— Ted Trotter
Shaun Dingwall
— Reg Trotter
Paul Putner
— Gerald 'Jelly' Kelly
Emma Cooke
— Reenie Turpin
Alison Pargeter
— Val
Mel Smith
— DI Thomas
Tom Brooke
— DC Stanton
Calum MacNab
— Roy Slater
Rufus Jones
— Golden Egg Waiter
Hazel Douglas
— Glenda's Gran
Martin Delaney
— Chief Biker
Alex Macqueen
— Bernard Bird
Jessica Ashworth
— Barbara Bird
Joan Hodges
— Gwen