Emilio Estevez
— Dan
Steven Weber
— Jeff
Kelly Rowan
— Jill
Leah Lail
— Angel
Lisa Robin Kelly
— Tristan
Catherine O'Hara
— Dr. Fontes
John Carroll Lynch
— Sgt. Van Wyck
John Hawkes
— Ponzo
Sarah Silverman
— Jen
Bobby Edner
— The Stranger Danger Kid
Marshall Bell
— Bartender
Reni Santoni
— Drunk
Katie Wright
— Mia
Michelle Azar
— Woozy Woman
Flynn Beck
— Girl
David Bowe
— Guy at Club
Chris Conner
— Actor
Allen Covert
— Coked Guy
E.J. Curse
— Hunk
Charles Esten
— Beverly Hills Cop
Tom Hodges
— Passenger Cop
Sean Masterson
— BMW Man
Jonathan Loughran
— Nitro
Kelly Monaco
— Centerfold Elaina
Rob Moran
— Director
Stephanie Carwin
— Director's Girlfriend
Vince Deadrick Jr.
— Motorcycle Cop
Mala Ganguly
— Nurse
Cameron Glenar
— Pub Drunk
Jim Ishida
— Japanese Man