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— Agent Peccant
James Vallo
— Mark Rima
Bruce Vilanch
— Farmer Jake
Matthew Feeney
— Chief Homer Bathos
Michelle Shields
— Detective Emma Sharp
James Pusztay
— Father O'Bleary
Z.D. Smith
— Ray
Suzy Brack
— Tranny McTrannerson
Eddie Huchro
— Father Perdu
Erin Muir
— Elecktra Le Strange
Brent Corrigan
— Chad
Judy Tenuta
— Older Nun
Jeanine Hill
— Ellen
Brandon Butler
— Choir Boy
Laura Nelson
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