Teddy Bears' Picnic

Harry Shearer

— Joey Lavin

Michael McKean

— Porterfield 'Porty' Pendleton

Alan Thicke

— Alan Thicke

Peter Marshall

— Peter Marshall

George Wendt

— General Edison 'Pete' Gerberding

Fred Willard

— Senator Roger Dickey

Dick Butkus

— Dick Butkus

Burt Bulos

— Billy the Driver

Bob Einstein

— Dom Molinari

Morgan Fairchild

— Courtney Vandermint

Henry Gibson

— Clifford Sloane

Joyce Greenleaf

— Lingerie Lady

Gilley Grey

— Guard

Annabelle Gurwitch

— Jennifer Gersh

John Michael Higgins

— Whit Summers

Howard Hesseman

— Ted Frye

Joyce Hyser

— Rita D'Onofrio

Richard Israel

— Ad Agency Guy

Darron Johnson

— Malcolm

Justin Kirk

— Damien Pritzker

Jim Lampley

— Jim Lampley

Robert Mandan

— Stanton Vandermint

John Marrott

— Sheriff

Kenneth Mars

— Gene Molinari

DeLauné Michel

— Ruby

Phil Miller

— Old Golfer

Ming-Na Wen

— Katy Woo

John O'Hurley

— Earle Hansen

Judith Owen

— Nancy McMahon

Julie Payne

— Lila Claypool