The Penalty King

Nick Bartlett

— Lee Vaughan

Clare Grogan

— Sandra Reeves

Peter Lorimer

— Leeds United Fan

Patrick Micallef

— Charlie Howard

Jane Peachey

— Gina Blackwell

Dave Mounfield

— Derek the Manager

Duncan Henderson

— Jim the Psycho Postman

Daniel Rabin

— Jason Thompsett

Samantha Beckinsale

— Maddie Vaughan

Frank Jarvis

— Mr. McClintock

Des McAleer

— Denis Cleghorn

Roz McCutcheon

— Shelley De Moussin

Tara Keatley

— Daniella Funnell

Georgina Tasker

— Sasha

David Earl

— Tony Queen

Seb

— Little Frank

Denise

— Little Frank

Peter Leabourne

— Barry the Barman

Will Prynn

— Tobls the Camera Operator

Chris Beaumont

— Referee Nigel Biddicombe

John Joyce

— Terry the Technician

Nick Dutton

— Aaron the Technician

Li Mills

— Amanda the TV Producer

Fiz Marcus

— Senior Officer Teresa

Brian Mitchell

— Wes The Grey

Rudi Walters

— Mickey the Grey

Tim Secrett

— Al the Grey

Adam Chapman

— Joey the Grey

Tom Rooke

— Brian the Grey

Mark Saunders

— Scottie the Grey