Henry Cory
— Archie
Gail Lorber
— Ronnie
Amy Farber
— Bette
Steve Curry
— Mughead
Rick Ross
— Reggy
Robert Lesser
— Coach-Guru
Bonnie Gondell
— Gloria
Pious Applebaum
— Dr. Speilberg
Betty Mur
— La Chochita
Jack Baran
— Alex Mogulmuph
Lorenzo Mans
— Jesus
Marguerite Yanqui
Matthew Selman
Shelley Plimpton
— Patsy
Rhea Ruggiero
— Bonnie