Rodney Dangerfield
— Chester Lee
Jackée Harry
— Julie Benson
Jonathan Brandis
— Matthew / Martha
Ilene Graff
— Bess
Vinessa Shaw
— Kimberly Mullen
Tom Parks
— Dave Mullen
Jeannetta Arnette
— Glynnis Mullen
Nancy Parsons
— Coach Annie
Blake Clark
— Coach Bull
Lacrystal Cooke
— Nancy Larimer
Jennifer Frances Lee
— Carmelita Chu
Jandi Swanson
— Penny Pester
Vanessa Monique Rossel
— Tina Velez
Johna Stewart-Bowden
— Sally Anne Welfelt
Tommy Lasorda
— Coach Cannoll
Carolyn McCabe
— Mrs. Yollick
Chuck McCann
— Bartender
E. D. Tyree
— Soda Shop Counterman
Chris Gunn
— Paul
Mindy Wolpa
— Saleslady
Rita Kinsey
— Elderly Woman
Mark Boudler
— Soccer Dad (uncredited)
Sue Leiser
— Woman #2
Harry Basil
— D.J.