Jason Cottle
— Russ
Casey Curran
— Club Kid
Cara Buono
— Dannie
Hunter Stroud
— Teen Russ
Rob Hamm
— Jake
Scott Patrick Green
— Mike (as Scott Green)
Tori Spelling
— Susan
Dennis Kleinsmith
— Reverend Marsh
Joe Shapiro
— Barnes
Keifer Grimm
— Teen Mike
Amy Main
— Julia
Greg Michaels
— Sheriff
Sabrina Prada
— Soccer Mom
Barbara Lindsay
— Evelyn Marsh
Cary Moon
— Pacifica Newscaster (voice)
Grant Cogswell
— Man in Sunglasses / NPR Newscaster (voice)