Bert Convy
— Tomy Everett
Lynda Day George
— Monica Gordon
Phil Silvers
— Arthur Sargent
Edie Adams
— Leslie Sargent
Tanya Roberts
— Bambi
Bobby Riggs
— Charlie
Björn Borg
— Himself
Katherine Moffat
— Melissa (as Kitty Ruth)
Susan Tyrrell
— Miss Baxter
Bruce Kimmel
— Arnold
Dorothy Konrad
— Mrs. Kaufman
Mariwin Roberts
— Laser Girl
