Phil Cornwell
John Sessions
Ronni Ancona
Harry Enfield
— Narrator (voice) (uncredited)
Saleh Chaudhri
— Mr. Chundri
Zoofishan Chaudhri
— Mrs. Chundri
Sandra Cush
— Sally
Carl Dalby
— Casino Card Player
Guy Green
— Tourist
Rachel Harrowell
— Tasha
Dave Haskell
— Milkman
Chick Pea
— Policewoman
Chickpea
— Tourist
Sophie Rix
— Papergirl
Anna Sanczuk
— Supermarket Checkout Girl
Jack Strong
— Demon Bowler/Policeman
Daniel Taggart
— Tom
Fergus Wilkie
— Estate Agent