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Patrick Casey

— Herman Schumacher

Andy 'Hippa' Kriss

— Damon

Maria A. Morales

— Carrie Mirvis

N. David Prestwood

— Blaine

Jack Shreck

— Hugo

Sean Hall

— Alan a.k.a. Chartreuse

Josh Miller

— Icky / Perkutzitwuzzel

Dan Buechler

— Zach

Drew Ailes

— Herman's Boss

Erik Olson

— Weird Digger

Matt Sell

— Bart

Nathan Morales

— Landscaping Dude

Colin Hall

— Mark

Brian J. Casey

— Gary the Goon

Crystal Sholts

— Susan

Phil Gleason

— Jogger

Mark Cartier

— Bernard

Jeremy Coy

— Buff Dude

Nick Stukas

— Thaddeus

Benjamin Kaplan

— Herman's Dad (voice)