Danny DeVito
— Vic De Salvo
Rhea Perlman
— Francine Kester
Gerrit Graham
— Parker Braithwaite
Bernadette Birkett
— Mrs. Sweeney
Barry Corbin
— Colonel
Louis Giambalvo
— Goody DeSalvo
Ronny Graham
— Cap'n Andy
Huntz Hall
— Benny Bentson
Basil Hoffman
— Frank Friedlander
Kevin McCarthy
— Wes Vandergelder
John Megna
— Al
Michael Richards
— Sal
Ron Rifkin
— TV Director
Joe Santos
— Tony
Vincent Schiavelli
— Skip Imperali
Fred Scialla
— Richie DeSalvo
Frank Sivero
— Bruno
Mark L. Taylor
— Ken
George Wendt
— Mr. Sweeney
Steve Allen
— Steve Allen
Jayne Meadows
— Jayne Meadows
Randi Brooks
— Teresa
Cisse Cameron
— Wendy
Gela Nash
— Tamara
Candi Brough
— Bambi
Randi Brough
— Stacy
Army Archerd
— Army Archerd
Allyce Beasley
— Paisan Receptionist
Peter Brocco
— Vic's Tailor
Robert Costanzo
— Nunzo