Tommy Noonan
— Tommy Noonan / Japanese sailor
Peter Marshall
— Pete Marshall / Japanese sailor
Julie Newmar
— Lili Marlene
Jerry Lester
— Jerry Mann
Claude Stroud
— Col. Taylor
Norman Leavitt
— Maj. Evert
Vince Barnett
— Pentagon janitor
Rodney Bell
— Pentagon janitor
Richard Reeves
— Military police sergeant
Peter Leeds
— Seville Quare
Doodles Weaver
— TV commentator
Joe Besser
— Soldier
Don Corey
— Army cook
Leoda Richards
— Shipboard party guest
Jamie Forster
— Draft Board Member (uncredited)