Sam Lewis
— Dean
Jessica Napier
— Jade
Justin Smith
— Ian
Abi Tucker
— May
Luke Lennox
— Mole
Lara Cox
— Heather
Tim Campbell
— Barnsey
Emmanuel Marshall
— Simon
Johnathan Devoy
— Logan
Paul Zebrowski
— Steve
Jenelle Favazzo
— Sharon
Ben Ager
— Beanie
Kate Garven
— Barbarella
Nicole Stanzer
— Xena-138
Celia Ireland
— Case Worker
Patrick Dickson
— Heather's Dad
Sue Collie
— Heather's Mum
Anthony O'Connor
— Toaster Junkie
Jill McKay
— Photo Woman
Anita Spring
— Surly Checkout Chick
Ken Goodlet
— Old Man Crutch
Joel McIlroy
— Chook
Trent Bowater
— Wazza
Adam Couper
— Compere
Jamie Zamudio
— Weedy Comedian
Darren Ally
— Spruiker
Francis Fairhurst
— Karaoke Christian
Michael Wynne
— Audience Member
Anatole Day
— Naked Guy
Adam Cahill
— Pinny Junkie