Casper Van Dien
— Bobby Moritz
Lauren Graham
— Jessy James
Christopher Lloyd
— Jet James
Roger Daltrey
— Nehemiah Peoples
Deborah Van Valkenburgh
— Suzy Aquado
Stuart Pankin
— Mike Ditlow
Justin Henry
— Eddie McDermot
Deborah Geffner
— Nurse Finnegan
Drake Bell
— Walter
Zack Ward
— Eric
Ritchie Montgomery
— Can't Get Laid
Lucille Soong
— Hostess
Kathleen Arc
— Groupie
William Jackson
— Old Codger
Michael Wheels Parise
— Cabbie