Chris Landreth
— Charles
John R. Dilworth
— Himself
Don McKellar
— The Host (voice)
Ron Pardo
— The Announcer / Dick Van Dyke (voice)
Patrice Goodman
— Yoko Ono (voice)
Ray Landry
— William S. Burroughs (voice)
Tony Daniels
— James Joyce / H.P. Lovecraft (voice)
Athena Karkanis
— The Babysitter (voice)
Dwayne Hill
— Salvador Dali (voice)