Terry-Thomas
— Terry
Len Lowe
— Len
Jeannie Carson
— Jean
Bill Lowe
— Bill
Wally Patch
— Uncle
Vic Lewis
— Vic
Ida Patlanski
— Bedelia
Joey Porter
— Max Imshy
Alfie Dean
— Joe
Julia Lang
— Madam Docherty
Harry Green
— Syd Marlish
Norman Wisdom
— Shadow Boxer
Pat Rose
— Max’s Secretary
Elton Hayes
— Singer