Ian Carmichael
— Lt. Ogleby
Tommy Steele
— Eric McCaffey
Benny Hill
— Syd McCaffey
Sydney Tafler
— Ted Green
Johnny Briggs
— Leslie 'Smithy' Smith
Victor Maddern
— Lance Bombardier Tomlinson
Dick Emery
— Harry - Driver
Harry Locke
— Roland Kenyon
Sheila Hancock
— Theatre Act
Cardew Robinson
— Compere
Fred Griffiths
— Mr Jennings
Cyril Smith
— 'Spinner' Rice