Bam Bam and Celeste

Jane Lynch

— Darlene

John Cho

— Stephan

Bruce Daniels

— Bam Bam

Elaine Hendrix

— Jackie

Kathy Najimy

— Legba

Alan Cumming

— Eugene

Margaret Cho

— Celeste / Mommy

Butch Klein

— Ryan

Wayne Federman

— Redneck

Katy Selverstone

— Allegra

Sabrina Matthews

— Suburban Dyke

Kali Rocha

— Angela

Jackie Kashian

— Eileen

Nisha Ganatra

— Linda

Michael J. McKenna

— Giant

Ryan Landry

— Clem

Danny Hoch

— Neo Nazi

Wilson Cruz

— Tony

Chris Williams

— Malik

Jackie Beat

— Shandra

Molly Bryant

— Waitress

Mark Vasconcellos

— Stage Manager

Aaron Jennings Hartnell

— Trading Faces Cameraman (uncredited)

Ashley Hinson

— Roxanne (uncredited)

Jason Olive

— Graham (uncredited)

Kyra Oser

— Salon Girl (uncredited)