Terry Camilleri
— Mr. Crackett
Garry McDonald
— Mr. John Meggs
Coral Drouyn
— Mrs. Sarah Meggs
Paul Daniel
— Ginger Meggs
Rowan Hillard
— Dudley Meggs
Tony
— The Monkey
Mike
— The Dog
Mark Spain
— Benny
Adrian McLeod
— Ocker
Mark Kounnas
— Raggsy
Kristian Harper
— Darkie
Daniel Cumerford
— Eddie Coogan
Darren Flynn
— Joey
David Manning
— Sammy
Andrew Heard
— Jacky
Shelley Armsworth
— Minnie Peters
Miranda Latimer
— Polly
Monique Benet
— Biddie
Bernadette Hockings
— Aggie
Sharon Ford
— Millie
Ross Higgins
— Mr Floggswell
Gwen Plumb
— Miss Leach
Marie Lloyd
— Miss Sharp
Christopher Norton
— Cuthbert Fitzcloon
James Wingrove
— Master Wentworth
Justin Ridley
— Hookey
Drew Forsythe
— Tiger Kelly
Adam Bowen
— Presenter
Willie Fennell
— Walter Fotheringay (as Willy Fennell)
Beth Gay
— Prize Girl