Brendan Sexton III
— Anthony Marconi
Dan Fogler
— Carmine Marconi
Steven Randazzo
— Mr. Marconi
Nicholas De Cegli
— Uncle Jack
Kelly-Ann Tursi
— Dawn
Marcia Jean Kurtz
— Mrs. Marconi
George Morfogen
— Grandpa Marconi
Zoe Lister-Jones
— Lauren
Jarlath Conroy
— Irish Priest
Dinarte de Freitas
— Fighting Busboy