David Hasselhoff
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Michael Moriarty
— Callohan
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— Bernie
Kim Hawthorne
— Connie
Michelle Thrush
— Tanya
Gordon Tootoosis
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Steven Cree Molison
— Junior
Margo Kane
— Kitty
Edna Rain
— Granny #2
Derric Starligh
— Granny Puppet
Mackenzie Gray
— Jack
Tiffani Whitney
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Holly Fortier
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Blu Mankuma
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Hal Eagletail
— Bingo Caller
Jordon Ribecco
— Boy #1
Jeff Lester
— Head Honcho
Wilma Pelly
— Dan John's Mother