Ray Panthaki
— Ajay
Adeel Akhtar
— Shaan
Vicky McClure
— Levi
Jenny Bede
— Debbie
Tom Bell
— Stoner 1
James Bradshaw
— Clive
Daniel Caltagirone
— Tommy
Anthony Stewart Head
— Barry
Margaret Jackman
— Mavis
Gary Knowles
— Cab Driver
Joe Marsh
— Drago
John Norton
— Nevil
Craig Russell
— Husband
Clive Shaw
— Armed police car driver
Velibor Topic
— Ivan
Verne Troyer
— Dwight
Tony Way
— Stoner 2