Bob Hoskins
— Alan Darcy
Danny Nussbaum
— Tim
Bruce Jones
— Geoff
Annette Badland
— Pat
Frank Harper
— Ronnie Marsh
Darren O. Campbell
— Daz (as Darren Campbell)
Karl Collins
— Stuart
Justin Brady
— Gadget
Jimmy Hynd
— Meggy
Johann Myers
— Benny
James Corden
— Carl 'Tonka' Marsh
Mat Hand
— Wesley 'Fagash' Fraser
James Hooton
— 'Wolfman' Knighty
Pamela Cundell
— Auntie Iris
Sarah Thom
— Louise
Sammy Pasha
— Jimmy Marsh
Gina Aris
— Sharon
Ladene Hall
— Pob
Anthony Clarke
— Youngy
Maureen O'Grady
— Janet Knight
Jo Bell
— Jo
Dena Smiles
— Lesley
Darren Campbell
— Daz
Krishan Beresford
— Young Darcy
Sun Hand
— Jordan
Tanya Myers
— Sally the Judge
Tony Nyland
— Gadget's Dad
Paul Fraser
— Photographer
Shane Meadows
— Man with Saucepan on Head
Collin Higgins
— Knighty's Dad