Mike Dusi
— Mikeyboy
Robin Charters
— Robin Hood
Kristen Mallette
— Sami / Di
Ed Gale
— Pizza Shop Owner
Chris Wylde
— Steve Stevenson
Jennifer Woods
— Jessica
Samantha Acampora
— Seminar Attendee
Gabi Coccio
— Playground Girl
John Lewis
— Steve (IRA Agent)
Scott Reed
— Carl the Director
Isait De La Fuente
— Father Chang
Jeremy Luke
— Turbo
Kresh Novakovic
— Sancho
Lonnie 'Lono' Woodley
— Professor
Jonathan Dankner
— Golfini the Great Magician
Ali Fiori
— Albanian Bride
Joanna Bartling
— Cookie Malone
Nathalia Castellon
— Super Hot Waitress
Tadj Correia
— Sid
Adrian Rozas Cristino
— Bully
Judy Durning
— Queen