John Candy
— John Bourgignon
Joe Flaherty
— Chick Leff
Eugene Levy
— Sal DiPasquale
Alley Mills
— Nancy Reese
Pat Hingle
— Ed Reese
Ann Bronston
— Patti Reese
Eve Brent
— Mrs. Reese
Elizabeth Kerr
— Grandmother Reese
Richard Libertini
— Rev. Sun Yi Day
Dixie Carter
— Angela
Paul Dooley
— Dr. Ted
Ronald E. House
— Bruno
Kurtwood Smith
— Clarence
Ernie Hudson
— Muhammed Jerome Willy
Gloria Gifford
— Francine
Frantz Turner
— Wallace Jefferson
Murphy Dunne
— Public Defender
Beans Morocco
— Minister (as Dan Barrows)
Julius Harris
— Judge
Bill Saluga
— Skipper / Kung Fu Leader
Kathy Bendett
— Shirley, News Reporter
Brenda Currin
— Sal's Secretary
Hope Haves
— Princess Anderson
Natasha Ryan
— Kitten Anderson
Mark Bringelson
— Mom Jr.
Tino Insana
— Biker Leader
Mike Moroff
— Outside Biker
John Paragon
— Rooster
Mimi Seaton
— Pink Punker
Lynn Hallowell
— Misty