Chris Lemmon
— Albert Zack
Nicholas Saunders
— T.B. Dumore
Marilyn Joi
— Debbie Winter
Carole Davis
— Contessa Bazzini
Samantha Fox
— Female Reporter (as Stasia Micula)
Ron Jeremy
— Male Reporter (as Ron Hyatt)
Dolly Dollar
— Christina Werner
Corinne Wahl
— Cheryl Westwood (as Corinne Alphen)
Andrew MacMillan
— President Foster
Pat Finnegan
— First Lady
Teresa Ganzel
— Lisa Foster
John Otis
— Leonard Dumore
Jennifer Richards
— Lydia Wasserman
Richie Allan
— Landlord (as Richie Allen)
Michelle Mais
— Rita (as Michele Mais)
Michael Holms
— Piano Player
Vera Lockwood
— Albert's Mother
Joanne Baron
— Rosalie
Olivia Pascal
— Holly Fox
Bryan Englund
— Cab Driver
Jack Wrangler
— Leading Man
Kurt Mann
— Director
Bobby Astyr
— Witch Doctor (as Bobby H. Charles)
Robert Cook
— Max
Thomas Bowman
— Cheryl's Butler
Mariye Inouye
— Maid #1
David Lile
— Bernie
Thomas Ruisinger
— Gerald
Jeffrey B. McLaughlin
— Henry
Craig Pierce
— Fred