Griffin Dunne
— Bert Uttanzi
Ellen Greene
— Annette Uttanzi
Kelly Bishop
— Mrs. Aramis
Carey Lowell
— Janet Anderson
Kim Flowers
— Corazon
Bill Raymond
— Humphrey
David Alan Grier
— Peter Conklin
Kara Glover
— Juliette
Rocco Sisto
— Art Strong
Nancy Giles
— Martella
Robert LaSardo
— Tony
Craig T. Nelson
— Peter Aramis
Mark Linn-Baker
— Him (voice)
Jarrod Gormick
— Bert Jr.
Samuel E. Wright
— Paramedic 1
Leslie Ayvazian
— Paramedic 2
Mary Bergman
— Pretty Woman
John Sacco
— Artchitect
Toukie Smith
— Deli Delilah
Darryl Fong
— Chinese Delivery Boy
James Lally
— Clerk
Steven Marcus
— Friend
Michael Earl Reid
— Homeless Man 1
Dan Moran
— Homeless Man 2
Tracey Loggia
— Sales Lady
Rick Kelly Jr.
— Man in Dress Shop
Mary Ellen Ford
— Saleswoman
John McLearen
— Customer
Anita Sklar
— Customer
Nancy Bagnall
— Woman on Street