Rob Helms
— Kevin Langstrom
Bruce Daniels
— Randall Overbee
Joe Dietl
— Royce Cannon
Carrie Aizley
— Jocelyn Silverberg
Diane Delano
— Sgt. Dot Jenkins
Michael Irpino
— Chauncey Ledbetter
Kathy Jensen
— Suzy Pleasant
Jennifer Aniston
— Clove
Andrea Bendewald
— Dust
Tate Donovan
— Simon
Nora Dunn
— Sandy Delongpre
Taylor Negron
— Stewart Sterling
Jeff Rosenthal
— Donald Elkins
David Schwimmer
— Kelly Goodich / J.T.
Marcus Jacques
— Clerk
Bill Escudier
— Flower Delivery Guy
Mike Myers
— Tim Broderick
Robin Ruzan
— Tammy Broderick
Will Ferrell
— Darren Clark
Jerry Collins
— Tom Phillips
Laura Kightlinger
— Amber Jean Rose
Janeane Garofalo
— Joyce Wintergarden-Dingle
David Cross
— Tommy Dansbury
Vincent Ventresca
— Bob
Tuc Watkins
— Ted
Emily Whitesell
— Betty Sanford
Ben Zook
— Faggles / Mr. Wintergarden
Wayzaro Foster
— Girl at Party
Margaret Cho
— Asia Blue / Terry
Phil LaMarr
— Jimmy "Licorice Whip" Wilson