Seann William Scott
— Ted Morgan
Olivia Thirlby
— Greta
Kate Walsh
— Kathleen Morgan
Garret Dillahunt
— Lucky Morgan
Rob Riggle
— Rawly Stansfield
David Arquette
— Albert Danzig
Kyle Gallner
— Zeke Morgan
Jack Quaid
— Dylan
Evan Ross
— Romeo
Connie Stevens
— Nancy
Eddie Perino
— Peter
Mackenzie Marsh
— Vickie Danzig
George Finn
— Wyatt
Missi Pyle
— Officer CT
Elisha Cuthbert
— Penny
Griffin Gluck
— Randy Morgan
Cleo King
— Berta
Clancy Brown
— Dad
Beth Grant
— Mrs. Lawrence
Tate Berney
— Ted Morgan at 11
Ryan Hartwig
— Ted Morgan at 16
Jack McGee
— Paul
Noah Munck
— Young Rowley
Peggy Miley
— Mrs. Phillips
Alisha Wainwright
— Sarah
Anne Johnson
— Elderly Volunteer
Thomas Fowler
— Kevin
Joey Nader
— Officer Cheevers
Daniel Montgomery
— Waiter
Lily Berlina
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