Danny La Rue
— Fred Wimbush
Alfred Marks
— General Brincker
Lance Percival
— Squadron Leader Herbert Smallpiece
Lally Bowers
— Miss Flodden
Frances de la Tour
— Miss Lockhart
Walter Gotell
— Schmidt
Kristin Hatfield
— Hilary
Jenny Twigge
— Judith
Vanessa Furse
— Prunella
Seretta Wilson
— Elvira
Sophie Batchelor
— Emma
John Barrard
— Patron
Nancy Nevinson
— Patron's Wife
Cyril Shaps
— Doctor
Frank Thornton
— British Colonel
André Maranne
— Resistance Fighter
Barrie Gosney
— Bertie
David Ellen
— Bobby
Toni Palmer
— Vendeuse
Jennifer Croxton
— Jeanette
Anthony Sagar
— Regimental Sergeant Major
Noel Coleman
— Senior RAF Official
Peter Greenwell
— Emcee
Agatha
— Herself
Cyd Child
— French Tart