Bad Johnson

Cam Gigandet

— Rich Johnson

Nick Thune

— Rich's Penis

Katherine Cunningham

— Lindsay Young

Kevin Miller

— Josh Nelson

Jessica Joy

— Emily

Katie Rich

— Samantha

Holly Houk

— Kimi

Jamie Chung

— Jamie

Bradley Grant Smith

— Former Best Friend

George Lako

— Strip Club Patron

Meg Thalken

— Doctor

Karen Woditsch

— Mother

Casey Tutton

— Teenage Girl

Danny Rhodes

— Waiter

James E. Foley

— Bob (voice)

James R. Doherty

— Blond Guy

Rammel Chan

— Chinese Delivery Guy

Megan Kohl

— Mature Woman

Emily Tumen

— Catholic Teen Girl

Justin Kline

— Pharmacy Tech

Al Marchesi

— Strip Club Patron

Gena Ellis

— Aunt Judy

Christin Marie Nichols

— Yoga Girl

Catherine Perzee

— Lindsay's Sister

J. Anthony Kopec

— Businessman Club Patron

Vince Tolentino

— The Video Game Nerd

Ben Kirberger

— Offensive Gay Stereotype Waiter

Cory Kahane

— Teenage Boy

Jodie Glass

— Shopper

Katie Hamilton

— Catholic Teen Girl