Mike Houlihan
— Pipes
Ben Vereen
— Nuts
Paddy Houlihan
— Danny
Noel Bax
— Young Man
Bill Boehler
— Mini mart customer
Mark Borchardt
— Harve
Tony Brown
— Casto
Jim Carrane
— Mini Mart Clerk
Laura Collins
— Black Lady
Jim Crago
— Frat Boy #2
Steven Fleming
— Andy Surabe
Greg Hollimon
— Hats
E.J. Hott
— Moses
William Houlihan
— Randy
Tim Kazurinsky
— Einstein
Jack McCabe
— St. Peter
Mike McNamara
— Yuppie on date
Michael McNeal
— Oats
Turk Muller
— Mayor of the bar
Clayton O'Brien
— Ernie Womback Jr.
David Pasquesi
— Lothario
Chavez Ravine
— Officer Tina
Jason Abustan
— Convenient Customer (uncredited)