God Has a Rap Sheet

John Ford Noonan

— God

Peter Appel

— Josh Zmirov

Bonz Malone

— Big Rolla Bills

Mark Love

— Anthony

Shane Franklin

— Ian

Mohamed Djellouli

— Mohamed

Andre De Leon

— Oscar

Tommy Houlihan

— Patrick

William Smith

— Lucifer

Laura San Luis

— Stripper #1

Justine Noelle

— Stripper #2

Harley Flanagan

— Irish Rogue

Dirk Martin

— Nazi

Jeff Kovatch

— Jewish Banker

Michael Harkins

— Trans Person

Ron Balaguer

— Trans Person

Ken Sih

— Pedophile

Rick Li

— Gay Guy

Rabia Williams

— Girl Who Rejects Ian

Jim Thalman

— Detective

Tony Mangia

— Rogue Friend of Anthony

Scott Sherratt

— 1920s Police

Jim Fletcher

— 1920s Police

Denny Dale Bess

— 1920s Police

Ramsay Davila

— Scared Guy at Bar

Gloria Pichhadze

— Wife of Professor

Salvatore Argano

— Mobster

Artie Lange

— Unfunny Fat Guy At Bar

James Lorinz

— Unfunny Drunken Fool At Bar

David John Bernardo

— Unfunny Bald Guy At Bar