Danielle Mason
— Germaine Douglas
Alistair Browning
— Dudley Earnsworth/Mr. Collins
Glenda Tuaine
— Anne Rata
Michelle Ang
— Violet McKenzie/Elizabeth
Jemaine Clement
— Editor/Darcy
Bret McKenzie
— Mr. Wickham
Taika Waititi
— Waiter
Peter Rutherford
— Randal Fudhurst
Richard Chapman
— Scruffy Guy
Lee Donoghue
— Mark
Paul McLaughlin
— Pete