Felissa Rose
— Marilyn Saunders
Paul Rust
— Carl Sandersburg
Rachel Castillo
— Debbie Dickey
Emilia Richeson
— Ginny
Ariel Teal Toombs
— Sally
Frankie Frain
— Ugly Jen
Todd Pritchett
— Flick Weinberg
Ryan Martin
— Jeremy Hummel
Lenore Cutler
— Mrs. Dicky
John McPhee
— Mr. Dicky
Thomas Adrian Villalobos
— Thomas Algernon / Greyhood
Andrew Yoon
— Asian Business Man
Ken Scribner
— COC Sailor
Jessica DeMaio
— Plastic Face / French Maid
Jandi Lin
— Dominatrix
Michelle Chiang
— Rubber Army Man
Thom Sigsby
— Mr. Danny Glover
Eric Gosselin
— Sex Piss / Pig Mask / Elephant Mask Ugly Jen
Ryan Kennedy
— Genie
Coco Velvet
— Movie Girl #1
Chingy
— Pizza Man
Nico Elise
— Movie Girl #2
Kurt Kroeber
— Barry Goldwater
Nick Tully
— Duane
Adam Malamut
— John
Jim Martin
— Kench
Tommy Pistol
— Neighbor
Gia Paloma
— Neighbor's Wife
David Del Greco
— Crash Test Dummy / Disco Werewolf
Eric Kench
— Space Man / Devil Man