Alan Alda
— Willie Walters
Steven Weber
— Stuey Walters
Brad Garrett
— Lou Montana
Jenna Byrne
— Stella
David Deblinger
— Freddy Barber
Jerry Grayson
— Jules Bozell
Robert Weil
— The Czar
Peter Riegert
— Rabbi
Louise Lasser
— Frieda Barber
Bob Martin
— Guy Valmont
Boyd Banks
— Elegante Announcer
Jayne Eastwood
— Nurse Doris