Dave Thomas
— Wynn Dalton / Dwayne Gary Steckler
Mary Gross
— Marcy
Mike Connors
— Mike Connors
Joan Rivers
— Joan Rivers
Dom Irrera
— Detective #1
Ronny Graham
— The Judge
Tracey Walter
— Elton Spoole
Clint Howard
— Ray Tidrow
Prince Hughes
— Gary Grape 2
Ryan Stiles
— Sidewalk Santa
David Fury
— Bartender
Lillian Adams
— Edie
Jeanne Bates
— Nurse
Paul Feig
— Gas Attendant
Barry Diamond
— Attorney
Lisa Canning
— Self
Curtis Armstrong
— Ivan Delbert
Tom Virtue
— Prison Guard
Sarah Carson
— Kirsty Kristie
Ted Davis
— A.P.B. A.D.
Rick Cramer
— Hans
Lenny Hicks
— Paramedic
Diane Stilwell
— Barbee