Brinke Stevens
— Laura Reynolds
Tom Savini
— Jesus Christ
Robert Z'Dar
— Det. Bobby Romero
Felissa Rose
— Melissa
Joe Estevez
— Brooks / Gimp
Conrad Brooks
— Dean Martinson
Edwin Neal
— God / Angelic Priest
Uwe Boll
— Self
J.R. Bookwalter
— Harvey Lawson / Crazed Professor
Jeff Burr
— Phil (voice)
Joe Fleishaker
— Caller #1 (voice)
Jeff Dylan Graham
— Harper
Trent Haaga
— Ted Kopafeel
Ron Jeremy
— Todd
Lloyd Kaufman
— Bill the Janitor
Tina Krause
— Jenny Jackson / Reporter
Jose Prendes
— 911 Caller (voice)
Linnea Quigley
— Principal Russo
Fred Olen Ray
— Fred (voice)
Lilith Stabs
— Ali
Julie Strain
— Dispatcher
William Smith
— Lord Zombie
Paul Darrigo
— Jeff Jackson
Robyn Griggs
— Zombie
Eric Spudic
— Zombie
Sherrie Lash
— Shower Girl
Jane Scarlett
— 911 Caller (Voice)
Ari Bavel
— Cage
Mark Adams
— Mark
Josh Christoffersen
— Grocery Guy