Tom Arnold
— Eddie
Linda Favila
— Lara
Nicole Sullivan
— Mara
John Henson
— Roger
Anson Downes
— Cyper Dan
Romy Walthall
— Kyra
Scott Baio
— Damian
Linda Graybel
— Mira
Jack Kyle
— Bill
J.C. Brandy
— Aerosmith
Jennifer Driver
— Hot Chick
Sally Kellerman
— Cassandra
Kelly Preston
— Bebe
Charlene Tilton
— Actress
Hilda van der Meulen
— St. Pauli Girl
Colleen Camp
— Chick with Ax to Grind
Kevin Nealon
— Chuckie
Kelly Mullis
— Punk Girl
Tenya Neilsen
— Girl in Lara's Dream
Tom Fridley
— Punk Guy
Adoni Maropis
— Abdul
Brant von Hoffman
— Cop
Dixon Troyer
— Doorman
Gwen Kenneally
— Lover 1
J.H. Torrance Downes
— Lover 2
Ed Berke
— Barry
John Rizza
— Snotty Doorman
Ann Travolta
— Mrs. MacNeil
Dara Tomanovich
— Bighead 24
Zu
— Zu