Peter Scolari
— Simon Tanner
Mary Crosby
— Jessica Pierce
Richard Herd
— Cyrus Kinkaid
Ken Kercheval
— Arthur Strickland
Chris Lemmon
— Doug Franco
Ria Coyne
— Mistress
Lisa Moncure
— Carolyn Bean
Kim Gillingham
— Ginny Malmquist
Elena Sahagun
— Stacy
Christina Veronica
— Tanning Woman
Bryan Cranston
— Darren