Andrew Nielsen
— MC Lars
Jordan McSorley
— Chino
Jon Dean
— Jonny 300
Tommy Avallone
— Herby
Brian Hagan
— Wilcox
Mike Hadfield
— Smutty
Rich Cronin
— Egg Dude
Doug Ray
— Egg Dude's Friend
Scott Schwartz
— Bar Owner
Geno Bisconte
— Octopus
Robert Boileau
— Librarian
Matt Kawczynski
— Drops Instrument Dude
Erica Mabry
— Joyce
Ryan Petrillo
— Eddy England