Nick Cassavetes
— Wolfgang Amadeus 'John' Madler
Brenda Bakke
— Allison McKenzie
Jeremy Piven
— Arnie
Jim Beaver
— Oscar
Tom Dugan
— Paul
Damian London
— Mark Saffron
William Bumiller
— Donald Walters
Jennifer Bassey
— Mrs. McKenzie
Deborah Driggs
— Melissa / Beach Babe
Gail Neely
— Margaret
Lisa Saxton
— Naked Lady in Bed